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Conserving Energy Possum T-Shirt

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Regular price  $49.95 Sale price  $34.95
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🐾 The Tee That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton for that soft, lived-in vintage feel from day one. This relaxed unisex tee is comfy, sturdy, and true to size — perfect for everyday chaos, animal-lover errands, couch lounging, or embracing your weird little wildlife era. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time — But Not Too Long

Free shipping on orders over $85, because we reward commitment to the cause.

Most orders ship in about 2 business days. During busy periods, stock delays, or extra quality checks, it may take a little longer.

Once it leaves our hands, USPS does its thing and standard U.S. delivery usually takes 2–5 business days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely — we support both approaches.

Returns

The “Something Went Wrong” Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right — that’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

Got something damaged, defective, or incorrect? Reach out and we’ll help make it right.

You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

The item should be unworn, unused, and in the condition you received it.

Email us at support@critterchaosco.com — we’re actual humans who respond.

We’re not a faceless corporation. If something’s wrong, just reach out. We’re all just trying to enjoy the chaos without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we’ll always keep it reasonable.

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Amazing Comfort and Style

Enjoy the soft, lived-in feel of our Comfort Colors® tees—made for everyday comfort, cozy adventures, and embracing your cute chaos. Durable, easy to wear, and vintage-inspired, just the way wildlife apparel should be.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking email so you can follow your little package of critter chaos all the way to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made with high-quality Comfort Colors® 1717 shirts, crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, cozy, lived-in feel from the very first wear.

The garment-dyed, soft-washed fabric gives each shirt that relaxed vintage look we love, while the easy fit makes it perfect for everyday adventures, lounging, layering, and carrying a little critter chaos wherever you go.

Exact details may vary by item, so please check each product page for the full material and fit information.